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# April 2026
- URL: https://www.vjarmy.com/april-2026/
- Published: 2026-05-02T01:18:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-03T01:19:46.000Z
- Description: What do you mean, April is over?
- Author: Dan Dickinson
- Tags: Monthly Recaps

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Thriving.

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Over someone's dead body.

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Mirrorball Satellite

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You're the hero of the story!

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Took you long enough, Jack.

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Head tilt for days

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Luggage sticker check, Vegas pre-flight edition

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Pinky swearing

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Sometimes redeyes are good, actually

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Live from the Wahway Wecweation Centaww

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Not sure this sign is working

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Sometimes you create an improvised poster tube

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Number 654

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Still incapable of catching them all

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Still in my highball era

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The uncanny sensation of being on a train and absent-mindedly watching the world go by as you pull out of the station, only to realize it was the train **next* to yours that was moving.

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Keep Clam

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Regular mood

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My reaction reading the headlines