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# “LICENSE FEE: TRUCK NUTS PHOTO”
- URL: https://www.vjarmy.com/license-fee-truck-nuts-photo/
- Published: 2010-08-09T04:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-01-20T01:23:33.000Z
- Description: Sometimes I wonder what I did to ensure my life would be so constantly surreal.
- Author: Dan Dickinson
- Tags: Anecdotes

Through a process that defies explanation, I have licensed [the above 2005 “truck nuts” photo](https://www.flickr.com/photos/remydwd/16299726/?ref=vjarmy.com) to Comedy Central’s [tosh.0](http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/?ref=vjarmy.com) for use as a punchline in the [Jet Ski Parking “Video Breakdown”](http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=343581&title=video-breakdown-jet-ski-parking&ref=vjarmy.com), which aired last week as part of episode 218\. (It’s at 0:55 in the clip – blink and you will miss it.)

The check arrived today, and it does in fact read “LICENSE FEE: TRUCK NUTS PHOTO”.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/53/7a/537a8df0-a25f-4592-ba2a-1d40c8d47705/content/images/2026/01/4877489946_d5bd788dbe_c.jpg)

(This differs slightly from the licensing agreement which stated the licensed material was a still photo of “truck with comedic testicular decoration on tailgate”.)

Sometimes I wonder what I did to ensure my life would be so constantly surreal.