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# The Worst Show All Week
- URL: https://www.vjarmy.com/the-worst-show-all-week/
- Published: 2026-04-16T02:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-20T21:16:17.000Z
- Description: We can try, we can believe, we can dream...to be the worst.
- Author: Dan Dickinson
- Tags: Wrestling

*WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING show WORLDWIDE (Federation) / WWWsWWF* 
*April 16 • Beer Zombies • Las Vegas, NV* 
*Show #72*

At some point in the run up to Vegas Mania, Dark Sheik – the mother brain behind Hoodslam, and haver of deep thoughts – started planning the worst show all Mania week.

"I don't know that I can do all the worst wrestlers, but I can definitely have only shit stipulations."   
– Dark Sheik

Independent wrestling is a gift, and I have always been very willing to throw money at good ideas, so this became the first wrestling show I have sponsored. My wrestling instagram handle was on all the graphics, including announcement of legendary talent like the AC Unit Swamp Cooler:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/53/7a/537a8df0-a25f-4592-ba2a-1d40c8d47705/content/images/2026/05/bafkreieuzd2suyv73r3qmivsh4ffo6kz3n4d7knfhyzeli2guirbzbtdl4.webp)

Heading to Vegas, going was a no-brainer but timing became a challenge: with a "7ish" start time, this was going to run right into the must-see 8PM show I had schedule myself into a month prior.

So my time at WWWsWWF – a ring set up on the production floor of a brewery – was sadly short lived. I got to watch them shout (the microphone had gone MIA, living up to the worst production plan) the introduction to the first match: the ***Pat McAfee Memorial Two 5'5 Guys In A Forty-Five Minute Iron Man Match***.

0:00 

/0:29 

1× 

(I would explain this joke, but it might require a 500-word dissertation on kayfabe, current-day WWE politics, and the inevitable tension around "sports entertainment". Take my word, this joke is a killer. RIP Pat.)

I enjoyed the ten minutes - and one fall - I got of said ironman match between Kid Isaac and Sturdy Sal before I had to jump into a car to get to Death Vegas.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/53/7a/537a8df0-a25f-4592-ba2a-1d40c8d47705/content/images/2026/05/IMG_5026.jpeg)

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/53/7a/537a8df0-a25f-4592-ba2a-1d40c8d47705/content/images/2026/05/IMG_5030.jpeg)

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/53/7a/537a8df0-a25f-4592-ba2a-1d40c8d47705/content/images/2026/05/IMG_5036.jpeg)

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/53/7a/537a8df0-a25f-4592-ba2a-1d40c8d47705/content/images/2026/05/IMG_5039.jpeg)

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/53/7a/537a8df0-a25f-4592-ba2a-1d40c8d47705/content/images/2026/05/IMG_5043.jpeg)

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/53/7a/537a8df0-a25f-4592-ba2a-1d40c8d47705/content/images/2026/05/IMG_5048.jpeg)

(I look forward to the inevitable DVD release to get to see the whole thing.)